F-squared

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A first-year guy so hot he makes your brain melt. He’s the reason you’re still single and still paying rent.
"Damn, that F-squared is smoother than my grandma's peanut butter.", Jake, after seeing his cousin's crush.
"I dated an F-squared and now I can't look at my ex.", Sarah, crying in the hallway.
"That F-squared just walked in, and I'm out.", Tom, who just got dumped by his girlfriend.
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When a guy and a girl punch each other like they’re in a wrestling match, but it’s actually a love thing.
"They kissed after the fight. It was like a horror movie.", Emma, watching from the side.
"I fought my crush. Now we’re dating. It was worth it.", Alex, crying happy tears.
"They looked like they were about to die, but then they made out.", Liam, who didn’t know what was happening.
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When you have sex with someone and film it, even if they're too drunk to realize what’s happening.
"I woke up with 100 likes on my Instagram story. I didn't even know I was filming.", Mia, after a wild night.
"He filmed it without asking. I'm still mad, but I'm also kind of flattered.", Lisa, who got FBF’d by her ex.
"I got FBF’d by my best friend. I still don’t know why.", Sam, who just got stuck with a video on his phone.
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