F Shak
When high-end couples go off-grid in a shiny trailer and spend all their time having sex like it's a full-time job.
My aunt said they had sex so much the Airstream’s roof started to creak like it was in pain.
My cousin’s dad said they didn’t even bring a tent, just a bunch of condoms and a GPS.
My friend texted me: 'They’re like a married couple who forgot how to talk and just started making noise.'