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When rich people go camping in a fancy trailer and just can't stop having sex like they're on a never-ending honeymoon.

My mom and dad went to Bambi camp and came back with sunburns and a new baby.

My uncle said they had sex so much the Airstream started to smell like pizza and regret.

My cousin texted me: 'They’re like a married couple on a rom-com set, and the only script is 'Make more babies.'

When high-end couples go off-grid in a shiny trailer and spend all their time having sex like it's a full-time job.

My aunt said they had sex so much the Airstream’s roof started to creak like it was in pain.

My cousin’s dad said they didn’t even bring a tent, just a bunch of condoms and a GPS.

My friend texted me: 'They’re like a married couple who forgot how to talk and just started making noise.'

When rich people go camping in a fancy trailer and just can't stop having sex like it's their full-time hobby.

My uncle said they had sex so much the Airstream started to smell like burnt meat and happiness.

My cousin’s mom said they didn’t even bring food, just a bunch of snacks and a marriage counselor.

My friend texted me: 'They’re like a married couple who turned camping into a love festival.'