F pack
A cool belt-like thing that everyone uses to carry snacks, phones, and sometimes their dignity. Not for fat people who wear fanny packs like they’re in a 1980s movie.
I brought my F-pack to the hike. It had gummy worms, a phone, and my mom’s face in a photo.
My friend’s F-pack is so cool, it has a built-in speaker for rapping on the way to school.
I wore my F-pack to the grocery store. It had my keys, my lunch, and a swear word for every aisle.