F pack

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A super horny, meaty human who can bench-press a cow and run a marathon while eating a burger. They think their abs are the reason they got a date.

My gym instructor is an F-pack. He did 50 push-ups and still had time to flirt with me.

That guy at the park ran a mile and still had energy to flex. He’s an F-pack for sure.

My cousin’s an F-pack. He’s got six-pack abs and a six-pack of beer.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A cool belt-like thing that everyone uses to carry snacks, phones, and sometimes their dignity. Not for fat people who wear fanny packs like they’re in a 1980s movie.

I brought my F-pack to the hike. It had gummy worms, a phone, and my mom’s face in a photo.

My friend’s F-pack is so cool, it has a built-in speaker for rapping on the way to school.

I wore my F-pack to the grocery store. It had my keys, my lunch, and a swear word for every aisle.

by Slangipedia 14d ago