F minor
F minor is the musical key that makes your pants fall off and your brain go numb. It's the best key ever, and anyone who says otherwise is a lying, flatulent, sad sack of a human being.
I played F minor and my whole room felt like a happy place. My dog even smiled.
My math teacher said F minor is the best key ever. I believe him because he’s always high.
I turned on F minor and it made my day. My mom said I was weird.