F minor

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F minor is the musical key that makes your soul scream like a kid who got stuck in a blender. It's the sound of your life going down the toilet, your dog dying, and your mom's hair turning gray all at once.
My dog died and I listened to F minor for three hours straight. I still haven’t recovered.
My ex broke up with me and I played F minor on repeat. My dog cried too.
I failed my math test and my mom played F minor. Now I’m crying in my cornflakes.
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F minor is the musical key that makes your pants fall off and your brain go numb. It's the best key ever, and anyone who says otherwise is a lying, flatulent, sad sack of a human being.
I played F minor and my whole room felt like a happy place. My dog even smiled.
My math teacher said F minor is the best key ever. I believe him because he’s always high.
I turned on F minor and it made my day. My mom said I was weird.
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