F minor
F minor is the musical key that makes your soul scream like a kid who got stuck in a blender. It's the sound of your life going down the toilet, your dog dying, and your mom's hair turning gray all at once.
My dog died and I listened to F minor for three hours straight. I still haven’t recovered.
My ex broke up with me and I played F minor on repeat. My dog cried too.
I failed my math test and my mom played F minor. Now I’m crying in my cornflakes.