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F me pumps are the kind of shoes that make your legs look like they’re made of marble and your ass look like it’s begging for some f*****.

I wore these to the bar and the guy asked me if I was a model. I said, 'No, I’m just here to get f*****.'

These pumps made my ass look so good the guy at the grocery store asked me if I was a stripper. I said, 'No, I’m just here to get f*****.'

I wore these to my mom’s funeral and the guy at the church asked if I was going to heaven. I said, 'No, I’m going to get f*****.'