f me pumps

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F me pumps are stilettos so sharp they could cut off your fingers if you're not careful and you wear them just to get f***** in.

I walked three blocks in these pumps just to show my ex I still had the guts to f***** him.

My feet are bleeding but I’m still wearing these pumps because I know he’ll f***** me if I take them off.

These pumps are my revenge. I wear them every day so he’ll f***** me in the middle of the office.

F me pumps are the kind of shoes that make your legs look like they’re made of marble and your ass look like it’s begging for some f*****.

I wore these to the bar and the guy asked me if I was a model. I said, 'No, I’m just here to get f*****.'

These pumps made my ass look so good the guy at the grocery store asked me if I was a stripper. I said, 'No, I’m just here to get f*****.'

I wore these to my mom’s funeral and the guy at the church asked if I was going to heaven. I said, 'No, I’m going to get f*****.'

F me pumps are the only thing standing between you and the floor and the only thing standing between you and getting f*****.

I fell down three stairs in these pumps, but I still got f***** because I looked so good falling down.

These pumps have broken twice, but I still wear them because I know I’ll get f***** again.

I wore these to the hospital, and the nurse f***** me before she even checked my foot.