F Major - When someone decides to have sex on a piano. It’s usually th

When someone decides to have sex on a piano. It’s usually the big one, the fancy kind. It’s like a musical tramp stamp.

My friend had sex on a piano. I said, 'You’re making F Major sound like a bad decision.'

I walked in on my cousin having sex on the piano. It was like a concert, but worse.

My neighbor told me he had sex on a piano. I said, 'You’re lucky it’s F Major and not C Minor.'