F Major

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A music key that’s like the cool kid in class with one flat to show off. It’s the base of F A C F, the most basic chord you’ll ever know.

My piano teacher said F Major is the easiest key to learn. I said, 'Great, I can finally stop failing music.'

I tried to play F Major and realized I still don’t know what a flat is. I’m a mess.

My brother played F Major on the piano and I said, 'You’re just showing off again.'

A key that’s either flat or sharp, like a mood swing. It’s the key where you start your musical journey, or your musical disaster.

I thought F Major was easy. Then I tried to play it with a sharp. Now I’m confused and my hands hurt.

My teacher said I have to learn F Major. I said, 'I’d rather fail.'

I played F Major and my dog walked out of the room. He didn’t like it.

When someone decides to have sex on a piano. It’s usually the big one, the fancy kind. It’s like a musical tramp stamp.

My friend had sex on a piano. I said, 'You’re making F Major sound like a bad decision.'

I walked in on my cousin having sex on the piano. It was like a concert, but worse.

My neighbor told me he had sex on a piano. I said, 'You’re lucky it’s F Major and not C Minor.'