f-mail
An email where you forget to send the file you were supposed to send. It’s like you’re trying to make the other person feel like a fool, and you’re doing a pretty good job of it.
I sent you an email. You didn’t get the file. I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.
You asked for the report. I sent it. You didn’t get it. I’m not even going to explain it.
You said you’d send me the file. I waited. I waited some more. Then I gave up and went to the mall.