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A rage-filled email that turns your calmest moment into a screaming match. You throw in every curse word you know and then some, just to make sure the other person knows they're a monkeyfucker.

I’ve seen your timeline. You’re a disgrace. I’m going to die of embarrassment if I have to look at one more of your selfies.

You said you’d fix the problem. Now you’re out here telling me it’s a ‘work in progress’? I’m gonna work on your face.

I’ve had it. Your mom is a f***ing disgrace. And I’m not even your friend.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

An email where you forget to send the file you were supposed to send. It’s like you’re trying to make the other person feel like a fool, and you’re doing a pretty good job of it.

I sent you an email. You didn’t get the file. I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.

You asked for the report. I sent it. You didn’t get it. I’m not even going to explain it.

You said you’d send me the file. I waited. I waited some more. Then I gave up and went to the mall.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It’s like a private message on Facebook, but it’s more important. You send it to someone because you think they’ll actually read it. You were wrong.

I sent you a message. You didn’t reply. I’m not even mad. I’m just disappointed.

You had one job. You didn’t reply to my message. I’m going to haunt you in the comments.

You sent me a message. I saw it. I ignored it. You’re not worth my time.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago