f-mail
A rage-filled email that turns your calmest moment into a screaming match. You throw in every curse word you know and then some, just to make sure the other person knows they're a monkeyfucker.
I’ve seen your timeline. You’re a disgrace. I’m going to die of embarrassment if I have to look at one more of your selfies.
You said you’d fix the problem. Now you’re out here telling me it’s a ‘work in progress’? I’m gonna work on your face.
I’ve had it. Your mom is a f***ing disgrace. And I’m not even your friend.