F-Dude
a man who lives in a truck, has a mullet, yells 'F**K' at everything, and argues with his coffee about whether Ford or Chevy is better. he's also the reason why 'DUDE' is now a curse word
'F**K this coffee, I'm switching to Chevy!', the F-Dude at 7 AM
My neighbor's F-Dude just yelled 'F**KING DUDE!' at a pigeon
He drove his Ford into a ditch and said, 'F**K this, I'm a DUDE!'