F-Dude

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a man who lives in a truck, has a mullet, yells 'F**K' at everything, and argues with his coffee about whether Ford or Chevy is better. he's also the reason why 'DUDE' is now a curse word
'F**K this coffee, I'm switching to Chevy!', the F-Dude at 7 AM
My neighbor's F-Dude just yelled 'F**KING DUDE!' at a pigeon
He drove his Ford into a ditch and said, 'F**K this, I'm a DUDE!'
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a guy who smells like truck seats, has a mullet, and thinks 'F**K' is a full sentence. he also spends his free time yelling 'DUDE' at the sky and arguing with his engine
'F**K the traffic, I'm a DUDE!', the F-Dude on the highway
He yelled 'DUDE' so loud, the whole gas station heard him
His truck's sticker said 'NO FEAR' and he still got scared by a squirrel
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a man with a mullet, a truck, and the personality of a very angry pigeon. he says 'F**K' more than a toddler says 'why', and 'DUDE' like it's a religion
He screamed 'F**KING DUDE!' at a traffic light and got a ticket
His truck had a 'NO FEAR' sticker, but he got scared by a parking meter
He yelled 'F**K' at his coffee and it spilled on his mullet
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