F-Dude
a guy who smells like truck seats, has a mullet, and thinks 'F**K' is a full sentence. he also spends his free time yelling 'DUDE' at the sky and arguing with his engine
'F**K the traffic, I'm a DUDE!', the F-Dude on the highway
He yelled 'DUDE' so loud, the whole gas station heard him
His truck's sticker said 'NO FEAR' and he still got scared by a squirrel