F Bomb Retard
A grown man who acts like a child and refuses to say 'fuck' because he’s scared of the big bad word. He uses phrases that sound like they came out of a crayon box.
'Oh sugar!' he shouted when he spilled his juice.
She yelled 'Gosh almighty!' when she lost her phone.
He cried 'Oh poo!' when he got locked out of his house.