F Bomb Retard

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A dumbass who acts like a baby and won't say the word 'fuck' because they're too weak to handle real swearing. Instead, they shout silly phrases that sound like they're from a toddler's nightmare.
'Gosh almighty!' I screamed as my mom dropped a pie on my head.
He yelled 'Oh sugar!' when he tripped into a puddle.
She cried 'Oh poo!' because her pet goldfish died.
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A complete idiot who thinks swearing is a crime and replaces it with baby talk. They’re like a kid who thinks 'oh poo' is a superpower.
'Go straight to heck!' he yelled when his soup was cold.
She said 'Oh sugar!' when she got a B on her test.
He screamed 'Gosh almighty!' when he failed math.
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A grown man who acts like a child and refuses to say 'fuck' because he’s scared of the big bad word. He uses phrases that sound like they came out of a crayon box.
'Oh sugar!' he shouted when he spilled his juice.
She yelled 'Gosh almighty!' when she lost her phone.
He cried 'Oh poo!' when he got locked out of his house.
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A stupid person who thinks 'oh sugar' and 'gosh almighty' are the best ways to swear. They act like they’re in a fairy tale instead of the real world.
He screamed 'Go straight to heck!' when his dog bit him.
She said 'Oh sugar!' when she got yelled at by her teacher.
He cried 'Oh poo!' when he failed his math test.
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A total waste of space who won’t say 'fuck' and uses the worst baby phrases like 'oh poo' and 'gosh almighty' like they’re actual words.
'Oh sugar!' he yelled when he got hit by a car.
She screamed 'Go straight to heck!' when she got grounded.
He cried 'Oh poo!' when he dropped his lunch.
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