F bag
A friend so lazy and smelly they could knock out a dog with their stink. They drink till they’re puking and then let out a fart so bad it could make a dragon cry.
My F bag showed up and the whole house reeked like a sewer. He said he was just ‘chillin’ and ‘enjoyin’ the vibes’.
I came home to find my F bag passed out on my couch, eating chips straight from the bag. He didn’t even brush his teeth.
My F bag tried to do a karaoke night and ended up singing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ while puking into a toilet.