F bag

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A friend so lazy and smelly they could knock out a dog with their stink. They drink till they’re puking and then let out a fart so bad it could make a dragon cry.

My F bag showed up and the whole house reeked like a sewer. He said he was just ‘chillin’ and ‘enjoyin’ the vibes’.

I came home to find my F bag passed out on my couch, eating chips straight from the bag. He didn’t even brush his teeth.

My F bag tried to do a karaoke night and ended up singing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ while puking into a toilet.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A dumb term some gamers use when the enemy team messes up so bad it makes you want to scream and throw your controller at them.

My team was winning, then the enemy team did something so stupid I called them F bags. It was like watching a baby try to play chess.

During the game, the enemy team messed up a simple move. I said, ‘You’re all F bags.’ They replied, ‘We know.’

I was about to win, then the enemy team did the worst possible thing. I told them, ‘You’re F bags, and I’m not even mad.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago