F-B-E
Bum Fuck Egypt: A place so far out in the boondocks it’s like the universe forgot it existed, or a club so bad it makes your soul scream.
My friend went to Bum Fuck Egypt and came back with a hangover and a broken heart.
That club is Bum Fuck Egypt. I’ve seen ghosts dance better than the people there.
I drove three hours to Bum Fuck Egypt and it was worth it just to laugh at the barista.