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Feet behind ears: A woman lying on her back so naked you can see her feet up by her ears, like she’s trying to escape her own body.
My cousin’s feet were behind her ears and I was like, 'You’re gonna die from embarrassment.'
He said he’d only do it if she put her feet behind her ears. She did. He ran out.
At the party, I saw her feet behind her ears and I knew I’d never look at her the same again.
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Bum Fuck Egypt: A place so far out in the boondocks it’s like the universe forgot it existed, or a club so bad it makes your soul scream.
My friend went to Bum Fuck Egypt and came back with a hangover and a broken heart.
That club is Bum Fuck Egypt. I’ve seen ghosts dance better than the people there.
I drove three hours to Bum Fuck Egypt and it was worth it just to laugh at the barista.
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