F-16
A girl who sends you nudes like it's her job and doesn't care if you're taking a dump when you get them.
She sent me a sext while I was eating pizza. I was confused and full.
I was asleep when she sexted me. I woke up and felt like I was cheating on my dreams.
She sent me a picture of her cat and a sext at the same time. That’s how I knew I was in trouble.