F-16

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A tiny, fast, flying machine that kicks butt in the sky and makes enemies cry because it's so good at being a fighter plane.

My F-16 just flew past the enemy plane like it was on a treadmill.

That F-16 didn't even blink when it shot down three planes at once.

The F-16 is like the class clown of the air force, everyone laughs at it.

A girl who sends you nudes like it's her job and doesn't care if you're taking a dump when you get them.

She sent me a sext while I was eating pizza. I was confused and full.

I was asleep when she sexted me. I woke up and felt like I was cheating on my dreams.

She sent me a picture of her cat and a sext at the same time. That’s how I knew I was in trouble.

A crazy engineer who knows everything about the F-16 and can function on nothing but coffee and a death wish.

He stayed up for four days straight to fix the F-16. He looked like a raccoon with a caffeine addiction.

She built the F-16 with her eyes closed and a spoon. That's how good she is.

The engineer drank three gallons of coffee and still managed to fix the F-16. That’s not human.