E.U.I.
typing messages with the brainpower of a sleep-deprived toddler on a sugar high
To my ex: ‘You were the best. Also, I still have your sock. It’s in my sock drawer. I know.’
To my coworker: ‘I think I’m going to take the day off. Or maybe just the morning. Or maybe just the part where I have to talk.’
To my dog: ‘You’re the best. Also, I think I just ate your homework.’