E.U.I.
emailing while your brain is so drunk it’s trying to find its own sock
To my crush: ‘I like you. Also, I think I just sent this email to my crush’s crush’s mom.’
To my boss: ‘I think I’m going to take the day off. Also, I think I just ate my keyboard.’
To my friend: ‘You’re the best. Also, I think I just sent this email to my dog’s ex.’