E.U.I.
emailing like you just finished a marathon and your brain is now a bag of chips
To my crush: ‘I like you. Also, I think I just sent this email to my crush’s crush’s dad.’
To my boss: ‘I think I’m going to work from my couch. Also, my cat is now my boss.’
To my mom: ‘I love you. Also, I think I just sent this email to my entire family’s dog.’