e'Scuse - When you try to blame someone else but you're clearly the on

When you try to blame someone else but you're clearly the one who messed up and you're surrounded by people who know you're full of crap.

'E'scuse me? I didn't do nothing!' said the guy who knocked over the entire snack table.

'E'scuse me, I didn't see you there!' he yelled as he walked straight into a wall.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to steal your lunch!' he said while eating it.