e'Scuse

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When you try to blame someone else but you're clearly the one who messed up and you're surrounded by people who know you're full of crap.

'E'scuse me? I didn't do nothing!' said the guy who knocked over the entire snack table.

'E'scuse me, I didn't see you there!' he yelled as he walked straight into a wall.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to steal your lunch!' he said while eating it.

A loud, fake apology used to cover up the fact that you're the reason the whole street is in a mess.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to cause a traffic jam!' he said as he blocked the whole road.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to yell at your mom!' he shouted while she was still in the room.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to drop a whole bag of chips on your head!'

When you're too lazy to move but still feel the need to talk to everyone around you like you're the boss.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to stand in your way!' he said while blocking the entire doorway.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation!' he said while talking over both of them.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to take your spot!' he said while sitting in the only empty chair.

A loud excuse used when you’re clearly the problem and you’re trying to act like you're the victim.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to make you late!' he said while walking into the classroom 10 minutes after it started.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to ruin your game!' he said while stealing the ball mid-play.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to wake you up!' he said while shouting at the top of his lungs.

When you're too proud to admit you were wrong and you yell 'e'scuse me' like it's a battle cry.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to lose the game!' he yelled even though he was the one who messed up the whole match.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to make you cry!' he said while laughing at his own joke.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to be the worst player on the team!' he shouted as he dropped the ball again.