e'Scuse - A loud excuse used when you’re clearly the problem and you’r

A loud excuse used when you’re clearly the problem and you’re trying to act like you're the victim.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to make you late!' he said while walking into the classroom 10 minutes after it started.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to ruin your game!' he said while stealing the ball mid-play.

'E'scuse me, I didn't mean to wake you up!' he said while shouting at the top of his lungs.