E.P.V.
E. P. V. is when a guy gets so turned on he acts like he just won the lottery and everyone else is watching him lose his mind.
He got E. P. V. during a Zoom call and forgot to turn off his camera.
He got E. P. V. in the grocery store and stared at the cereal aisle like it was a strip club.
He got E. P. V. on the bus and started whispering to the seat next to him like they were lovers.