E.P.V.

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E. P. V. is when a guy gets so horny he acts like a cocky, overconfident meathead who thinks he’s the main character of a porn movie.
My cousin got E. P. V. at the gas station and flirted with the clerk for 10 minutes.
He got E. P. V. in math class and asked the teacher if she wanted to go to prom.
My friend got E. P. V. at the gym and challenged the entire weight room to a wrestling match.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E. P. V. is when a guy gets so turned on he acts like he just won the lottery and everyone else is watching him lose his mind.
He got E. P. V. during a Zoom call and forgot to turn off his camera.
He got E. P. V. in the grocery store and stared at the cereal aisle like it was a strip club.
He got E. P. V. on the bus and started whispering to the seat next to him like they were lovers.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E. P. V. is when a guy gets so hard he thinks he’s the king of the world and everyone else is just there to cheer him on.
He got E. P. V. in the hallway and started doing push-ups like he was flexing for the entire school.
He got E. P. V. at the movies and kept looking at the guy next to him like he was a side dish.
He got E. P. V. in the library and whispered to the librarian, 'You know you want this.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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