E.P.V.
E. P. V. is when a guy gets so hard he thinks he’s the king of the world and everyone else is just there to cheer him on.
He got E. P. V. in the hallway and started doing push-ups like he was flexing for the entire school.
He got E. P. V. at the movies and kept looking at the guy next to him like he was a side dish.
He got E. P. V. in the library and whispered to the librarian, 'You know you want this.'