e.P.I.L.F.any - when you see someone and it's like your brain short-circuits

when you see someone and it's like your brain short-circuits and all you want is to get them in a room and do them

I saw her in the cafeteria and my brain exploded. I just wanted to drag her to the nurse's office.

He walked in and my brain turned to jelly. I had to sit down before I made a fool of myself.

I got an e. p. i. l. f. any in the hallway and I had to leave before I kissed him in front of everyone.