e.P.I.L.F.any

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when you see someone and you instantly want to rip their clothes off and do them in a public bathroom

I saw my math teacher and immediately wanted to take her to the back of the school and do it in the janitor's closet.

He walked in and I had to hold myself back from throwing him against the wall and making out like we were in a horror movie.

I got an e. p. i. l. f. any in the grocery store and had to leave before I embarrassed myself by grabbing a cart and running.

the moment you see someone and you just know you're going to get laid and it's going to be good

I got an e. p. i. l. f. any in line at the DMV and I'm still thinking about it during my driver's test.

She walked into the classroom and I knew I was going to get her by the end of the day.

I saw him at the mall and I knew I was going to end up in a car with him by sunset.

when you see someone and you just know you're going to do them and it's going to be amazing

I got an e. p. i. l. f. any during a group project and I couldn't focus on anything else.

He texted me and I knew I was going to end up in his bed by the end of the week.

I saw her in the hallway and I knew I was going to get her before lunch.

when you see someone and it's like your brain short-circuits and all you want is to get them in a room and do them

I saw her in the cafeteria and my brain exploded. I just wanted to drag her to the nurse's office.

He walked in and my brain turned to jelly. I had to sit down before I made a fool of myself.

I got an e. p. i. l. f. any in the hallway and I had to leave before I kissed him in front of everyone.

when you see someone and you immediately want to have sex with them and you're not even sure why

I saw him at the store and I just wanted to take him back to my house and have sex.

She walked into the room and I had no idea why I wanted to kiss her, but I did.

I got an e. p. i. l. f. any during lunch and I spent the whole period daydreaming about it.

when you see someone and it's like your heart skips a beat and you just know you're going to get them

I saw her in the hallway and my heart skipped a beat. I knew I was going to get her by the end of the day.

He walked in and I knew I was going to end up with him by the end of the week.

I got an e. p. i. l. f. any at the bus stop and I had to wait the whole ride thinking about it.