E.O.D.B
E. O. D. B is when your sexy coworker acts like a flirt and your junk gets so excited it starts a full-blown work riot. You can’t think about anything else all day.
I had to leave my desk because I was too distracted by her hair.
She sent me a message at 2 p. m. and I got a boner.
I got distracted by her perfume and forgot my lunch.