E.O.D.B

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E. O. D. B is when a hot coworker does stuff that makes your penis go full-on battle mode all day long. It’s like your brain is screaming, "I need a break!" but your crotch isn’t listening.

I walked past Karen’s desk three times and still couldn’t focus on my spreadsheet.

She sent me a cat meme at 3 p. m. and I got a boner.

I almost spilled my coffee because I was thinking about her in a tight dress.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E. O. D. B happens when your sexy coworker acts like a flirt and you can’t stop thinking about it. Your brain is on break, but your junk is working overtime.

I had to leave my desk to go to the bathroom because I was too distracted.

She winked at me and I forgot how to type.

I answered an email with "Yes, ma’am" and got a hard-on.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E. O. D. B is when a hot coworker makes your penis so happy it’s like it’s been given a raise. You can’t think about anything else all day.

I got distracted by her perfume and missed my meeting.

She gave me a thumbs-up and I got a boner.

I couldn’t stop looking at her legs and almost fell off my chair.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E. O. D. B is when your sexy coworker makes your penis go full-time and you can’t focus on anything else. It’s like you’re working for your junk now.

I got so distracted I didn’t even notice the meeting ended.

She smiled at me and I forgot my password.

I got a boner because she wore a shirt that said ‘I Heart Coffee’.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E. O. D. B is when your sexy coworker acts like a flirt and your junk gets so excited it starts a full-blown work riot. You can’t think about anything else all day.

I had to leave my desk because I was too distracted by her hair.

She sent me a message at 2 p. m. and I got a boner.

I got distracted by her perfume and forgot my lunch.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E. O. D. B is when a sexy coworker makes your junk go full-time and you can’t stop thinking about it. It’s like your brain is on vacation and your penis is working overtime.

I had to leave my desk because I was too distracted by her smile.

She sent me a picture of her coffee and I got a boner.

I forgot my presentation because I was thinking about her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago