E'naisha
E'naisha is the kind of girl who'll drop everything to support you, but if you're a jerk, she'll give you the worst kind of love, the kind that hurts.
You broke up with her. She texted you, 'You're gonna regret this when you're old and lonely.'
You ignored her for a week. She showed up at your house with a cake and said, 'You're gonna eat this or I'll eat you.'
She told you she'd always be there for you. You said, 'Cool.' She said, 'Cool? Cool is for cool people.'