E'naisha

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E'naisha is a hot mess who loves you like a fat kid loves cake, but don't make her angry or you'll wish you were never born. She'll be loyal and real, but she won't hold back if you're a pain in the ass.
You said her favorite song was annoying. She sent you a voice note of the song and said, 'I’m gonna haunt you in your sleep.'
She skipped out on a party to be with you. You showed up late and she gave you the side eye.
You called her a drama queen. She texted you, 'You're just a trash man.'
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E'naisha is the kind of girl who'll drop everything to support you, but if you're a jerk, she'll give you the worst kind of love, the kind that hurts.
You broke up with her. She texted you, 'You're gonna regret this when you're old and lonely.'
You ignored her for a week. She showed up at your house with a cake and said, 'You're gonna eat this or I'll eat you.'
She told you she'd always be there for you. You said, 'Cool.' She said, 'Cool? Cool is for cool people.'
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E'naisha is like a sugar-coated pill, sweet and fun, but if you're a pain, she'll rip the sugar off and leave you with the pill.
You said her laugh was annoying. She laughed in your face and said, 'You're the annoying one.'
You said she was too much. She said, 'You're just not enough.'
She texted you, 'I love you,' and you replied, 'Yeah, yeah.' She said, 'Yeah, yeah is for yeah people.'
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E'naisha is the kind of person who'll be your best friend, but if you're a pain, she'll be your worst nightmare, and she'll tell you straight up.
You forgot her birthday. She texted you, 'You're the worst. I’m gonna make you suffer.'
She told you she’d always be there for you. You said, 'Cool.' She said, 'Cool is for cool people.'
You said she was too dramatic. She said, 'You're just not dramatic enough.'
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E'naisha is a sweet girl who'll stick by you, but if you're a pain, she'll stick by you, and make you feel the pain.
You said she was too much. She said, 'You're just not enough.'
She showed up at your house with a cake. You said, 'Cool.' She said, 'Cool is for cool people.'
You ignored her for a week. She showed up with a cake and said, 'You're gonna eat this or I'll eat you.'
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E'naisha is the kind of person who'll love you hard, but if you're a pain, she'll love you hard, and then give you a hard time.
You said her laugh was annoying. She laughed in your face and said, 'You're the annoying one.'
You forgot her birthday. She texted you, 'You're the worst. I’m gonna make you suffer.'
You said she was too much. She said, 'You're just not enough.'
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