e'erclear
The reason your life is a disaster. It’s like drinking fire and screaming at the sky. You’ll get pregnant, crash cars, and wake up with a stranger’s face.
Tweet: I drank e'erclear and now my dog is married to my brother.
Text: I had e'erclear for breakfast. Now I’m in a ditch with my neighbor’s kid.
DM: I tried e'erclear. My mom is now my roommate.