e'erclear

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A lazy man's shortcut to Everclear. It's like drinking straight from the devil's mouth. Causes preggo, DUIs, MIPs, awesome brawls, car wrecks, and hangovers so bad you wish you were dead.

DM: I drank e'erclear and now my dog is drunk and my mom is crying.

Tweet: Just woke up after a e'erclear binge. My brain is gone.

Text: I'm at the hospital. I think I married my cousin. All because of e'erclear.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

190 proof liquid madness. It turns normal people into monsters. You'll get pregnant, crash cars, and forget your own name. It's the worst and the best.

Text: I tried e'erclear. Now I'm in a ditch with my ex and a raccoon.

Tweet: E'erclear is the reason I don't have a job, a home, or a soul.

DM: My cat drank e'erclear. Now it's fighting my dad.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The reason your life is a disaster. It’s like drinking fire and screaming at the sky. You’ll get pregnant, crash cars, and wake up with a stranger’s face.

Tweet: I drank e'erclear and now my dog is married to my brother.

Text: I had e'erclear for breakfast. Now I’m in a ditch with my neighbor’s kid.

DM: I tried e'erclear. My mom is now my roommate.

by Slangipedia 5d ago