EBGE
A super rare disease that turns guys into testicle-less zombies who believe lies. It’s like being brainwashed by a crazy girl with a powder puff.
My dad got EBGE and now he thinks I’m his best friend even though I’ve been bullying him since third grade.
My uncle got EBGE and now he wears a hat made of socks and believes he’s a wizard.
My brother got EBGE and now he eats cereal for dinner and talks to his plants.