EBGE

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A girl who uses her big chest to boss men around like they’re her pets. They’re basically walking breast-powered bulldozers.

My cousin got EBGE and now she won’t even take the elevator with me. She just stands there like she owns it.

That girl in class got EBGE and now the whole school has to do her homework.

My mom got EBGE and now she’s got a job at the gym and a side hustle selling protein shakes.

A group of people who love eating and stealing stuff. They’re like pirates who eat snacks and take your lunch money.

EBGE came into my classroom and stole my pizza. I got a sandwich and a side of shame.

My friend joined EBGE and now he eats my snacks and calls me a snack thief.

EBGE walked into the store and ate the entire cake display. The manager was crying.

A game where you can’t talk about your favorite stuff or else you get punished. It’s like being in a silent movie but with more insults.

I got EBGE and now I can’t say my favorite character’s name or else I have to wear a hat made of socks.

My sister got EBGE and had to eat a whole pizza for being too loud.

My brother got EBGE and had to dance in a pool wearing a chicken suit.

A super rare disease that turns guys into testicle-less zombies who believe lies. It’s like being brainwashed by a crazy girl with a powder puff.

My dad got EBGE and now he thinks I’m his best friend even though I’ve been bullying him since third grade.

My uncle got EBGE and now he wears a hat made of socks and believes he’s a wizard.

My brother got EBGE and now he eats cereal for dinner and talks to his plants.

Every single girl who’s going to bother you. They’re like a herd of cows that all want your snacks.

EBGE showed up at my house and ate all my candy. I had to eat a whole bag of chips for dinner.

My class got EBGE and now we all have to do homework together.

EBGE came into the mall and stole my favorite shirt. I got a shirt made of socks.

A secret that’s so good you’ll regret knowing it. It’s like getting a free cookie but then having to eat a whole cake.

Wouldn’t YOU like to know what my mom did to the principal? I had to eat a whole pizza for it.

Wouldn’t YOU like to know why my brother got EBGE? I had to wear a hat made of socks.

Wouldn’t YOU like to know what my dad did to my cat? I had to eat a whole cake.

The GOAT of all GOATs. They’re like the king of the snack world and they make even Einstein look like a snack thief.

That guy is EBGE. He makes Einstein look like a kid who failed math.

My friend is EBGE. He’s so rich he bought a pizza for the whole school.

My mom is EBGE. She’s so smart she can solve math problems in her sleep.