ebert - A tiny blue monster that lives under a kitchen table and get

A tiny blue monster that lives under a kitchen table and gets worshipped by Italians who are tall enough to reach the ceiling.

I saw a tiny blue creature under the table and started praying to it like it was a god.

My uncle said he saw Ebert and started offering pizza to the table.

I told my mom I saw a blue creature under the kitchen table, and she said, 'That’s not a creature, that’s a sign you need more sleep.'