ebert
A movie critic so famous, people think he could take down the whole universe with just his chin. Scientists are scared he might end the world with his regular visits to Jay Leno.
Ebert’s chin is so strong, it could beat up the whole universe.
Scientists say if Ebert and Jay Leno’s chins ever met, it would cause an explosion that could destroy the world.
I asked Ebert if he could take down the universe, and he said, 'I could, but I’d rather just beat up Jay Leno.'