eberhardt
A woman who’s got more guts than a man and more sass than a whole cafeteria. She drinks like a sailor and can’t do a single dip without looking like a confused chicken. She shaves her chin so she can poke people with her stubble like it’s a weapon.
She showed up to my dad’s work party and downed three beers before anyone else even touched their drinks.
I tried to do a dip with her and she just walked away like I’d insulted her dog.
She came to my birthday and poked my arm with her stubble. I still don’t know what that was about.