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A lady who’s got more attitude than a kicked dog and a face that could scare a saint. She swigs beer like it’s water and can’t do a dip without tripping over her own feet. She shaves her chin just so she can scratch her stubble on people who don’t know what hit them.
She walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. Then she downed a beer and said, 'I don’t do dips.'
I tried to dance with her at the party. She just stared at me like I owed her money.
She showed up to my mom’s birthday party and made my dad blush.