Eberhard - A human who is so awesome they should be worshiped like a go

A human who is so awesome they should be worshiped like a god but instead they just hang out with you and make your life better without even trying

I just saw Eberhard eat a taco and it was like watching a superhero do push-ups

Eberhard showed up to my birthday party and immediately became the main event

I texted Eberhard at 2 a. m. and they replied instantly like it was noon